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carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.
look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.
by baillie August 14, 2005
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Pants Cape

A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.
Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"

Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"

Ben: "Pants Cape?"

Scott: "Pants cape!"
by Burn T.D.I December 9, 2008
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Cape Henlopen

Considered by many to be the gateway to the dirty South, Cape Henlopen is an area in Delaware located on the coast. It is the hometown of the particular Division I lacrosse legend who orchestrated (and even choreographed) the original "the move".

The official language of the area is rastafarian, and everyone there has a tan and boogeyboards.
Visitor: "Hey, isn't Sean from Cape Henlopen?"
Native Cape Henlopian: "Ya man, he always be jiving and rolling up in dis here dune boogey."
Visitor: "I dont understand you, but you have a nice tan."
by TheRealScottM June 23, 2008
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capes

n: when the lips of a womans vagina are so loose and long, that they resemble capes that a super hero may wear.
this chick was so loose that her capes were flapping in the wind.
by Senior Suave July 14, 2009
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Cape Girls

Girls who drink too many beers and get fat off it, but younger ones are sexy...Summer girls are ussually better looking anyway.
SCAFF, BHS CLASS OF 05 boys like frosh bids
by tsunoony May 1, 2005
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Cape coral

Known as "Cape Crunk "or "Da Cape" by locals, Cape Coral is a crunk ass city on the west coast of florida in the 239. Its also home to many rich white people, but they they get their change robbed
Gangsta #1: Where are you rollin tonight?
Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!
by Whitey Smallz August 28, 2005
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caper

a person proud to be from the Island of Cape Breton Canada
Boy that Caper knows how to drink!
by crosB April 17, 2006
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