by shannon369 February 10, 2009
A seemingly impossible accomplishment that everyone wants to see happen, but no one knows how to achieve.
Random Guy #1 "Holy crap, Budweiser just invented a hangover-free beer!"
Random Guy #2 "Wow. What the hell's next, a cure for cancer?
Random Guy #2 "Wow. What the hell's next, a cure for cancer?
by SnipeYou September 1, 2006
While in the Hallways of a crowded area (commonly a school), the people who stand around doing nothing and end up getting in the way of those trying to pass. The cancer continues to grow as more people join the group eventually blocking the entire hallway.
by Fraser91 May 25, 2008
The degradation of an operating system, over time. Windows systems are usually most afflicted by this (the home versions such as 95, 98, and ME more so than NT 4.0 and Win2k).
by Keith "Hellmark" Brown February 9, 2004
A cancer patient, usually abbreviated as "CP", refers to someone that puts in more than sufficient effort. It's a more derogatory form of the word "tryhard".
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.
Its reasoning is that cancer patients in real life have to try very hard to overcome their cancer.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy March 15, 2016
A form of cancer caused by build up of fatty lipids. These lipids grow too quickly for the body forming a cancer. This cancer is mainly formed due to severe obesity. There has only been one reported incident with a 13 year old boy living near Cleveland OH. There are eight different stages in this cancer thoughtfully named "Fat cancer I" "Fat cancer II" "Fat cancer III" "Fat cancer IV" "Fat cancer V" "Fat cancer VI" "Fat cancer VII" and "Fat cancer VIII"
Fat cancer I - the first form of fat cancer starts as small lipid buildup which cannot be seen as it is hidden by layers of fat, thus Fat cancer is unpredictable and little is known about it. These lipid begin eating each other and multiplying eventually forming a type of inbreeding which first produces the malignant tumors.
Fat cancer II - The cancer expands to the brain. The infected person becomes very angered and emotional. The person starts to sleep more and dream of being more social and feels superior. They also feel as though they are intelligent and seem to become "know it alls"
Fat cancer III - The cancer reaches the ears creating a puss which tends to form blisters which infect the area. Bleeding may occur.
Fat cancer IV - The fully developed cancer starts eating away at the brain which depresses the infected and causes the infected person to whine excessively.
Fat cancer V - The person becomes less social as some parts of the brain are lost due to the infection and starts only playing by himself.
Fat cancer VI - This is the least known stage of fat cancer. Some doctors say this stage induces excessive masturbation as the infected become more and more attracted to gay pornography.
Fat cancer VII - The cancer begins losing its power as most of the infected's brain has been eaten and devoured by the cancer. The infected will seem to think they are very intelligent while they are actually extremely dumb.
Fat cancer VIII - The fat cancer eats the rest of the potential organs which results in DEATH.
Fat cancer I - the first form of fat cancer starts as small lipid buildup which cannot be seen as it is hidden by layers of fat, thus Fat cancer is unpredictable and little is known about it. These lipid begin eating each other and multiplying eventually forming a type of inbreeding which first produces the malignant tumors.
Fat cancer II - The cancer expands to the brain. The infected person becomes very angered and emotional. The person starts to sleep more and dream of being more social and feels superior. They also feel as though they are intelligent and seem to become "know it alls"
Fat cancer III - The cancer reaches the ears creating a puss which tends to form blisters which infect the area. Bleeding may occur.
Fat cancer IV - The fully developed cancer starts eating away at the brain which depresses the infected and causes the infected person to whine excessively.
Fat cancer V - The person becomes less social as some parts of the brain are lost due to the infection and starts only playing by himself.
Fat cancer VI - This is the least known stage of fat cancer. Some doctors say this stage induces excessive masturbation as the infected become more and more attracted to gay pornography.
Fat cancer VII - The cancer begins losing its power as most of the infected's brain has been eaten and devoured by the cancer. The infected will seem to think they are very intelligent while they are actually extremely dumb.
Fat cancer VIII - The fat cancer eats the rest of the potential organs which results in DEATH.
by CookiesR4U May 8, 2008
by ominominai February 10, 2010