Something someone usually says when they're about to ask you out or something else weird/(awesome if you like them too) like that.

Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.

guy: can i ask you something?
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.

can I ask you something? by awesomenessoftheboss May 1, 2014

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can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

can't listen to my dick anymore by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

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Can fairy

A can fairy is an older asian lady who collects beer cans in the wee morning. The can fairy can also show up in the middle of your backyard/patio party to forstall the other can/bottle fairies in order to win in what they call 'the game of life'.

我想所有的罐请. 我想所有的罐请can fairy我想所有的罐请???

Can fairy by AdriMari July 12, 2012

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can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

can i bag you by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

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