Callum

Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)

Person 1: Callum is sexy
Person 2: Yes

by Callumissexy December 2, 2021

Callum Darke

Your mother’s favourite music producer

Callum Darke = Best Music Producer

by Callum Darke December 19, 2021

Callum moloney

Callum moloney (aka moloney) is a pikey who’s house goes 50 down the motor way. His house has tires, a steering wheel and a hand break. Moloney’s nanny fell out the window and she lives in dun laoghaire with the council rats

County council lawyer ‘ wasn’t Callum moloney meant to be evicted’
Dlr man ‘ they drove away

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022

Calculus

The closest atheists will ever be to Hell.

Following laws preventing cruel and unusual punishment, civilians no longer have the ability to be sentenced to calculus.

by spaghet clown November 8, 2022

Cailou

a disabillity a sign of cailou are as follow:
1.act like a child
2.sing every song it has exposed to
3.add unnecessary word into sentence
4.refuse to say swear and use replacement instead
if you have cailou just like every other disabillity u have it for the rest of your life and u will never ever gonna grow up

that kid named lumsum has cailou!

by Real guys January 1, 2023

callouted

when a quotev user has a callout/awareness journal or activity made about them or something they have done.
it can range from necessary to extremely petty

"wow, I sure do hope I won’t be callouted for my cock ratings"

by simplification January 10, 2023

Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.

"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023