callan

1. an amazingly cool person!
2. usually a girl's name
3. very good-looking!!!!!!!!

1.Did you see that girl? She was very attractive! Her name has got to be Callan!

by joyy519 February 19, 2009

the calling

i love the calling. they are the best band on this planet. theyre amazing live and Alex Band is so hot. his voice is like... :O

the calling are the sex xx.

when your hope is lost and you can take it

by Teh KAT March 9, 2005

Callum

Someone who loves fat chodes and gives 4 year olds crack he also doesn’t have a phone and he is a try hard

Callum is mean

by Darealbbc May 20, 2019

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

callum whitehouse

A callum whitehouse, in general, is something awesome

ZOMG, your such a callum whitehouse, or i whish i could go out with a callum whitehouse

by sophy, wertyu July 15, 2010

Callum

A bisexual furry that wont tell us he is a fury and bi (we still support you though)

Mohaned: Callum you're a furry
Callum: IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY

by OANTHROPOS January 7, 2021

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011