Cafeterior

Interior of a cafeteria where kids are hiding during a school shooting

Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up

by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019

cafeteria blast

(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.

Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.

by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010

Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.

Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.

by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005

CAFET

The one person that is truly a dick

Cafet is a dick, nothing else, he is just a dick

by PentaChrome June 6, 2021

cafelite

A total loser ripoff that makes a big scene in a lame attempt to gain charisma for himself.

Man, planet-klik is just turning into another Cafelite.

by Klikker April 9, 2003

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

Cafea

It's like *Sigh* derived from the malfunction of predictive text on a mobile phone, other such words are numerous.
the word enjoys much popularity in areas of Scotland.
it was originally Created by Jamie, a dear friend of mine.
used when your fed up with someone being clinically stupid.

Noob: hey what does this card do?
Craig: *Cafea* maybe i should get it printed in brail, as you obviously are completley incapable of using your eyes.

by Craig McCallum June 10, 2007