by anonymous September 23, 2021

A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.
"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user
"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user
"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user
by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 4, 2021

by Führer of germany January 1, 2022

CUM stands for "C'mon, Unfunny Man"
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".
by FuZe1 June 7, 2023

Look, we both knew this was gonna happen at some point. Your mom was gonna be the tip of my cum joke at some point and you fell for it, now quit looking up all your fetishes that no one knows about and get back to focusing on your senior thesis.
by some_corvette March 22, 2022
