cube invader

A coworker that insists on entering your cube to converse with you in tight quarters about nothing in particular when you are clearly busy.

I had my iPod in and was typing frantically when the cube invader stood next to my chair, tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I had seen the email from corporate.

by mandy_mae February 25, 2008

Cuberculosis

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.

"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."

by itsme843 November 24, 2009

cubian

1. The prey of a lesbian cougar or mountain lion.
2. Young innocent lesbian that is attracted to older women
3. Lesbian that hides in her cubicle at work because she recieves a lot of "attention" from her male coworkers.

1. I'm gunna find me a 20-something cubian tonight.
2. Older women just know how to please me better than any of these cubians that are my age.
3. Sue never leaves her cubical whenever Jack is in the office. She is turning into such a cubian.

by E. Sweet November 1, 2009

cubbydolphin

another word for cunt, used in front of parents or teachers so as to not get in trouble

"What was with Mrs. Johnson today in French, not letting us use the bathroom?"
"I dont know, she was being a total cubbydolphin. She's probably on the rag."

by ThisOne'sForYou,Mom February 25, 2011

Cubonics

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

by BFD137 May 12, 2012

Cuban Missile

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe

I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt

by NADEXE boaaa October 5, 2018

cubit

A colourful square-shaped device that involves two or three Mixels to merge. If two Mixels merge, it's a Mix. If it goes wrong, it's a Murp. If three Mixels merge, it's a Max.

Flain: Let's mix with this cubit!

by Eggy543 June 19, 2019