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Cthulhu-flu

-the next media hyped, pharmaceutical supported epidemic.
He managed to survive Sars, Bird Flu and Swine Flu. It was the Cthulhu-flu that finally took him out.
by connie m November 22, 2009
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CTO

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
by Eric Pheterson November 14, 2004
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c/t

stands for call/text. typically used in AIM away messages.
BarryJones2000: hi franklin

Auto Response from FrAnKlIn6969: gettin a fresh hair cut, meetin up wit johanne, then off to volunteer at the soup kitchens. be back much later. c/t
by phllbgs December 25, 2008
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CTS-V

Not your Grandpa's Cadillac.

This 4-door Sports Car has a Corvette ZR-1 engine, with a whopping 556 hp, gets to 60 in 3.9 seconds, and has handeling and braking power that's unbelievable for a sedan. The only thing that can compete with this sedan is the Porsche Panamera, which costs literally twice as much.
I was cruising in my 350Z yesterday when I pulled up to a red light next to this CTS-V, he looked over at me and we knew it was ON! Light turned green, I knew it'd be embarassing...I'm pretty sure he got to 60 when I got to 30!
by I DTW I October 21, 2009
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Cthulhu

High priest of the great "Old Ones," alien super-beings who came to earth many millions of years ago during the Paleozoic era that were eventually worshiped as gods by the johnny come lately human race.

His name is unpronounceable by human mouths.

A rough description of Cthulhu goes as:

A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings ... It represented a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence ...
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010
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Ctrl + W

A trick that's used to kick unsuspecting n00bies out of chats, games, etc.
Hey, press Ctrl + W for something cool.
by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003
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ctrl shift qq

A fast method of logging out of chromebooks, also a way to prank and annoy your friends
Jake: Hey, wanna see a trick?
Ben: Sure!
Jake: *ctrl shift qq*
Ben: Dude... really?!
by BuffBoy24 March 6, 2019
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