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Alexis Natalie Cruz

Normally the youngest child that has slight brain disabilities and is questionable. Very questionable. She also steals her older sister's clothes and say afterwards that her style is shitty. She also thinks that she's cool because she talks to high schoolers. And as annoying as she is, she's also funny and concerning. She knows when to take certain things seriously and she knows how to be the life of the party. She's outgoing and more adventurous than what she puts herself out to be. She's way more brave than what I could ever be, and I will forever look up to her for that, as much as I hate to admit it.
''Happy birthday, Alexis Natalie Cruz''
by depressionxobsession May 17, 2018
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Cruz

A short men who thinks he is the strongest among his friends. He loves to play sports but he suck in it. A retarded kod who will never understand how to respect humans.
He hit his grandfather because he is a Cruz.
by Perpesek September 11, 2022
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gia cruz

jia cruz is an extremely famous tik toker! she is the best tik rocker out there! she makes nice videos! #jiasupremacy
gia cruz is very smart!
by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021
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Kathy Cruz

Kathy Cruz is someone who is kind and cares about all of her friends, She's a wonder spirit who lights up the room with her energy. She is most likely a girl that does theater and absolutely excels in her work. Out of all the poeple you'll ever meet in yout life she'd have the most impact in it. She's a great mentor which without you'd probably be lost in this new world
There goes Kathy Cruz the girl who brings a smile to my face
by Silver mockingjay November 21, 2021
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Cruz

Bitch fucker that likes men and is a huge fucking simp and hoe and simps for 900 girls at a time
by cruz gongalegz March 25, 2022
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Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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