Any course offered in an institution of higher learning of dubious value and marginal difficulty. Applicable to most "Adult Ed" courses in community colleges as well as those frequented by serious jocks. Such courses are usually determined by content, but may occasionally be determined by professor; especially if professor gives "B" to individuals who have expired before the final exam.
Basketweaving is a crap course. Advanced Quantum Field Theory is not a crap course.
A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusionalshadow of their normal self.
Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.
Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.
when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.
While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.