by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 9, 2019
Get the blue cotton mug.The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?
Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded
Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Sid: Really?
Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded
Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
by sidthegreat June 5, 2018
Get the Cotton Swabbing mug.When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
Get the COTTON FIRE mug.Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.
Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok
by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021
Get the Cotton tips mug.John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.
Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"
Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"
by mrkansas July 9, 2011
Get the Cotton Picking mug.when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water
guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks
by gdat0 March 16, 2011
Get the cotton-mouthing mug.When you use your left over cottons from shooting heroin to try and get high again, but the result is that you accidentally inject cotton which will cause your body to feel sick and feverish.
I tried shooting one of my cottons today but it only made me sick,i must have cotton fever, my bones ached!
by john213123 January 18, 2008
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