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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
by spideyskin February 22, 2022
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Conditional

My father’s love is conditional
by Pen~Guin October 31, 2022
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Conception day

A party, celebrated in some parts of northern austria and southern germany, meant to celebrate the conception of someone. Usually celebrated smaller than a birthday or not at all, it is often an event in a familiar setting where sometimes the parents even give a quick speech.
Hey man, you going to Martins conception day?
Sure Ill be there
by Germinator21 December 27, 2022
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Conception day

Conception day, colloquially known as C-Day is a day celebrated in northern austria or southern germany, to honor a friends conception. All it usually involves is some friends, maybe some stories and food.
Yo, you coming to my Conception day this year?
Sure man, wouldnt miss it
by Germinator21 December 27, 2022
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mama-cognition

the realization that your mother's many years of acquired knowlege may be useful to you, after all.
In a moment of mama-cognition, Mary phoned her mother to ask how much lasagna to make for the dinner party.
by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009
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Laundry Conditioner

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.
by JaZie April 24, 2010
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