Computer Genius

A person who can use "Paint" The archaic graphics program bundled with Windows

OMG you're so 31337, you can use Paint. You must be a Computer Genius!

by Anonymous September 13, 2004

computer talk

the typing that people use on the computer when in communication with another person online. Usually computer talk is misspelled english.

Computer talk is a fun, fast way to talk to other people without having to type out the whole words.

by Lover123 February 21, 2006

computer science

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.

Computer science r0x0rz!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

Computer Game

What somebody has when they are skilled at picking up women on the internet

Maaaan dude in that chatroom was talking to like, 5 bitches at once. He got some maad Computer Game !!

by TheFelix March 3, 2009

computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003

Computer Faggot

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.

Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.

by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011