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Clam Jam

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce February 21, 2008
mugGet the Clam Jammug.

dusty clam

A girl who hasn’t gotten dick in a large amount of time
Kyle: “I say, that girl Savanah can be quite the bitch
Andy: “She must have a dusty clam”
by ClamSpam January 17, 2018
mugGet the dusty clammug.

Wonka Clam

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.
That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam
by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011
mugGet the Wonka Clammug.

Clam Clasher

A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together
She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been a clam clasher
by NSP81 April 27, 2007
mugGet the Clam Clashermug.

Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.
Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.
by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014
mugGet the Clam-blockmug.

razor clam

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date
by Justjokin420 July 5, 2016
mugGet the razor clammug.

clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality
"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015
mugGet the clam cardmug.

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