clam stamp

When a female on her period presses her bloody vagina to a persons forehead.

I woke up this morning only to see a clam stamp on my forehead.

by The real Finger June 8, 2009

clam butter.

ejaculant comming out of the vaginal area.

guy-i licked up all that clam butter.:d

by the freemanator. June 23, 2009

Clam Chop

Female equivalent to a males teabag.

Slapping someone with your vagina.

He went to teabag me, but I clam chopped him before he got the chance... he liked it though.

by CassieToxic October 15, 2011

Clam Punch

When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.

I told her the sandwhich she made for me was nasty, so she came at my face with a clam punch.

by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 29, 2011

clam-jam

event where there are far more ladies than men in attenendce: female equivalent of a sausagefest

dude , you gotta get down here ...it's a clam-jam!...wall to wall ladies.

by seanie_b September 16, 2012

Clam Strip

An open handed slap of the {Vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.

Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.

by absurdpolitik May 4, 2006

clam face

used when referring to an ugly person, especially when their face resembles a large vagaina.

Man...that fag is such a clam face.

by lattefairy January 29, 2004