Bartholdson

A person whom is master of their domain.

Bartholdson is totally in control of his domain.

by 123u13uy2198379187389127 January 30, 2008

Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.

Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

Birth a smoke monster

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!

Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

by dul3l3s July 27, 2013

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

berthony

Tough and will roast anyone will steal your girl

Berthony will roast you

by Jeffking April 2, 2017

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

berthoud myself

Where you blow your fucking brains out

This class sucks I wanna Berthoud myself

by Popit091324 August 24, 2017