speed bump

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

Someone needs to repair the speed bump.

by Light Joker August 22, 2007

satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.

Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps

by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007

Knowledge bump

A more prominent occipital bone than typical. It was once believed that this area grew as knowledge was accumulated. More noticeable in canines.

The only smart dog I've ever owned had a knowledge bump.

by Pyrotard November 1, 2008

bumped off

The mafia term for taking a target out.

Tony was bumped off today, lets not shed no more blood.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006

Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

by me February 14, 2005

booty bumping

To administer a psychoactive drug rectally.

Idiot: Booty bumping tweak is awesome!

Idiot with deathwish: Stop being stupid. It's all about mainlining.

by Not an idiot July 11, 2006

booty bump

A hit of tweak, blow, or other drug taken rectally

After asking me to give her a booty bump, I wondered whether our ensuing intercourse would lead to some second-hand benefit for myself as well.

by uglychild December 11, 2003