slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016

popcorn bollocks

Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem

I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks

by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

Talking bollocks

Lying about an event or situation.

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.

by Robdog July 9, 2018

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.

The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019