Blatfattery

a flat battery as uttered by an inebriated individual

Drunk Peter: "Sheeezus its so annoying when Patsy walks by. All devices (including cars) suddenly suffer from a blatfattery."

by kunderfund July 26, 2010

blato blam blam

Verb: "The act of shooting, or being shot, somewhere in the vicinity of the face.

Noun: "A bullet wound to the face."

background: The word, blato blam blam, is typically used by stoners from the San Diego area, particularly La Jolla, who want to sound gangster (or retarded)

Guy 1: "Did you see that Liam Neeson movie, Taken.
Guy 2: "No, why? was it good."
Guy 1: "Dude, he totally gave this arabian guy the blato blam blam at the end. It was epic

by Mac Dave October 18, 2012

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Blat

A stupid word that some people use in place of pew, when describing a gun. Commonly used with "shots fired"

"She's a stupid, ugly bitch"
"YOU'RE a stupid ugly bitch! Blat blat, shots fired"
"What the fuck is blat blat?"

by sldfj;qoweigh August 8, 2014

blat

Blood Land And Territory

the blood screamed blatt to all people who went through the flame

by Blood Land And Territory March 10, 2015

blatleg

A blatleg is a rare land squid creature. It feeds on bowls of gravy and and is only scared away by chanting the blatleg song. This creature is very dangerous and if you get too close it could bite you, infecting you with the black flu. The only cure for the black flu is a hair from the wart on the blatleg's wrist.

Hey everybody watch out!!!! That blatleg Is coming right for the gravy!!!!

by Litestrike September 21, 2016

blatenism

the representation of jesus in pop culture today

muirne: hey erin did you hear that new song? quite religious.

Erin: oh yeah it's about jesus, that's blatenism

by theraginglesbian March 5, 2017