Brett is a handsome young man that been into football since a little boy he the sweetest ever he loved money and fast cars brett also is a loving person
by Miasia July 26, 2023
Get the Brett templemug. The delay between the prompt from one person, such as a joke or question, and the other person's response.
John: I asked Brett how many pets he had today. It took him like 3 minutes to even say anything!
Jim: He must have been suffering from Brett Lag.
Jim: He must have been suffering from Brett Lag.
by mtm27 September 13, 2011
Get the Brett Lagmug. by bigcheetahgirl December 17, 2004
Get the brett johnsonmug. A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.
by Ponygirl December 14, 2004
Get the brett johnsonmug. when you fuck up but can't accept it so you just post a photo of yourself because you want attention.
by Asshole from California October 30, 2017
Get the Pulling a Brettmug. young centerfielder for the new york yankees (go YANKS!) born in holly hill, north carolina
can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.
first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)
could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury
he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.
first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)
could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury
he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
kid 1:hey that brett gardner kid sure is fast.
kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player
kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!
kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?
kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!
kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player
kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!
kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?
kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!
kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
by preety big yankee fan January 7, 2009
Get the brett gardnermug. To shit oneself
"Hi Dave!"
"Hi Alan!"
"I'm afraid I've just had to pull a Brett all over your kids!"
"Don't worry about it, they're piles of Brett anyway"
"Hi Alan!"
"I'm afraid I've just had to pull a Brett all over your kids!"
"Don't worry about it, they're piles of Brett anyway"
by Daveomcdaveo2 December 3, 2020
Get the to pull a Brettmug.