copper bollocks

A man with ginger pubic hair.

John has copper bollocks but black hair. I think he dyes it.

by Dr_Nick March 22, 2006

bbllonnkk

1. To fuck or be fucked
2. To be caught in a difficult situation, also see screwed.
3. A poser 'programmer' who thinks his programs are the shit, when they're really just shit.

1. "Awww man, I blonk'd your mom last night and it was AWESOME"
2. "Fuck dude, I'm blonked."
3. "Blonk's a faggot"

by unsticky October 19, 2004

Chinese spy balloons

Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman

“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”

by GQAugust February 3, 2023

dog's bollocks

(UK) Slang for something that is the cremé-de-la-creme, the leader in it's field

"My car's engine is the dog's bollocks."

by - August 4, 2002

bolloks

a lie or an untruth... see example

that is coplete bolloks!

or:

he's talking bolloks!

by step uncle mozzer August 3, 2005

Bollocks like dice

A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.

As in does everything his girlfriend says.

also known as pussy whipped.

Is Lee France out tonight?

Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.

by sugarjay9 July 11, 2010

bollock nout

a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.

or

a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.

kallum 1: you got anything on you
conor 2: nah bollock nout

by muph September 3, 2021