blind wave

1. Sounding a vehicle horn at someone while waving in the opposite, unoccupied direction.

2. A popular YouTube channel.

Let's blind wave these fools on the street corner!

by Archmaster7 December 13, 2019

Vanilla Blindfold

It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.

I gave that bitch a vanilla blindfold.

I skeeted on her face and she got a vanilla blindfold.

by Hefe317 October 26, 2008

John Bindon

Slang name for a penis

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon

by John Bindon May 23, 2009

The blind Dale Earnhardt

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.

Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018

Dick-Blind

The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 7, 2019

Blind

1.to be in love

so what up homie, you blind?

by Hipityhopitymtea May 24, 2003

shit or go blind

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.

Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.

by word genie February 20, 2005