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Bluetooth Tourettes

Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!

The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.

Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
by Shoxedone June 23, 2009
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Bluetooth Push

The act of inserting bluetooth-enabled device in your person in anticipation of receiving a bluetooth message.
Hey, Dave! Get your mum to Bluetooth push me! I'm waiting!
by djsixtoes October 16, 2009
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Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower.
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by Rnydyman March 1, 2010
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Blunt Breath

The foul odor of ass and stale tobacco you have in your mouth after smokin a mean stogey or blunt
Homie: you Tryna go hit up some bitches?
Homie 2: Bruh go hit up that toothbrush real quick you got blunt breath
by Neeshyair December 14, 2014
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Blunt hoe

A person (male or female) that found out someone is smoking and is going around them and waits to see if they can get a hit or asks for one. Usually tries to act unaware of the people smoking to seem like they don't want any but are actually fiending.
Dude 1: Bruh I'm Finna smoke.

Dude 2: be careful that girl that just came next to you a blunt hoe.
by Onmygrudge January 12, 2016
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Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on
It's almost blunt season cuh.
by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 16, 2017
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Bluestar

Bluestar is from the warriors series. She is the leader of Thunderclan. ( one of the four clans ) She is brave, kind, and strong.
Bluestar appointed Deputy to Fireheart in one of the warrior books.
by MoltenClaw May 26, 2018
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