Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)
Women are birthing all men in the world.
by Birthing October 14, 2021
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Bad births

Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.
Bad births is the best mutual on all of TikTok
by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021
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genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).
I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.
by plastichistory June 24, 2011
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Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
by Dr. Tip June 02, 2024
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