Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

benjamin logan high school 

located: between four cornfields

basically classes of 50-62, mainly consists of everyone being related. cousins date their own cousins. basically country as hell

my friend went to benjamin logan high school and married their cousin, but had no idea it was their cousin until last week. they've been married for 7 years.

benjamin logan high school by hicksforlyfe March 20, 2017

Benjamin Henriques

Charismatic, Handsome, tall, Sexy and funny.

Benjamin Henriques, a dreamy Portuguese man who has it all. But he can be quite an asshole sometimes. Benjamin has brown hair, green eyes and a perfect smile.

He will make time for you all the time, Benjamin’s always so horny, but hey they sure have big dicks ;) he will make sure that he pleasures you the right way.

He’s a man of his words, he will truly love you for who you are. He doesn’t give up when things gets tough, he is patient when it comes to love and is loyal and will do everything to reach his goal in life.

Benjamin’s are handy and creative. But when he’s angry and he shouts...RUN!

Benjamin’s jokes are the best, they are simply terrible but funny. (Sorry not sorry)

Benjamin’s are the greatest, outgoing, handsome guy you will ever meet! If you have a Benjamin in your life (lover or a friend)

Never let them go...

danggg he’s seriously handsome, he must be Portuguese right?

Yeah he is, that’s Benjamin Henriques.

Benjamin Henriques by chellie1228 January 20, 2021

Benjamin Tekkers 

Affectionate name for somebody with good looks and extreme skill. Often a hit with the ladies, a "Benjamin (Ben) Tekkers" is most commonly found educating himself on feminist issues in order to seem more attractive.

"WOW, great skill Benjamin Tekkers!"

"Ben Tekkers could half that lad."

Benjamin Tekkers by BenTekkers69 April 8, 2021

benjamin coffin 

ben is really fat

oh your a benjamin coffin

benjamin coffin by squishi.. November 4, 2022

Benjamin Hyde

Be ware of this man. Ben has the most awkward rizz and is an actual emo that has mommy issues. He moves from one person to another at the speed of light and can not be trusted. He sends the most clapped photos and he is always HYDEING on chat. If you want a toxic relationship then this is your guy. A WALKING RED FLAG. Be warned.

Don't tell me your snapping Benjamin Hyde everyone knows he is a walking red flag

Benjamin Hyde by Jimmy_B_ March 20, 2023

benjamin darling 

Benjamin Darling was a black man from Malaga Island off the coast of Maine in the middle to late 1700's. Malaga Island was home to decendants, also known was the 'maroon society' due to their black skin. In 1912, rich mainland-ers in the dead of night went to the island and took families from their home, killing most of them, while the survivers went back to the mainland as slaves. Between 1773 and 1774, Benjamin Darling, slave on a ship under comand of Captian Darling (no known relation, alothough it is speculated that Benjaming was his son from a slave he had an affair with in previous years), the ship got caught in bad seas and Benjamin saved the captians life pulling him a shore. The captian then gave Benjamin his freedom and some money to buy himself a home.

The Story of Benjamin Darling; Part One by State Radio

benjamin darling by elizabethap April 1, 2008