Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.

Let's have sex in a bench bed

by G. Dawg October 12, 2021

Bench Specialist (BS)

A position on a sports team, in which a player rarely, if ever, gets any playing time, and spends all or most of the season on the sidelines.

Taj: Bro, you know that he went D1.

Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?

Taj: He’s playing BS.

Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Bench

Something that you choose not to do

That assignment the teacher gave us is a bench

by Mans like MJY March 24, 2021

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.

Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.

by jjnj May 13, 2018

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021