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ballarina teabag

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.
I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.
by bbll March 31, 2008
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ugly bella

by Savage Sami January 18, 2017
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blastin the bella

when you put robber gloves on and wank your dick until your about ot get a cum rush and then you stop and wait around 30 seconds and the cum rush is 10 times better.
Im gonna go blast the bella after im finished doin this definition.
by Andrew April 15, 2004
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bella

The metric unit of female beauty, abbreviated bl.

Supersedes the imperial helen (qv).

Expressed on a decimal scale from 0.00 (utterly repulsive and cock-crinkling) to 1.00 (the Platonic ideal of female beauty).

After the Italian word for beautiful (qv).
"Wow, Bella, you are so amazingly hot. I'd have to rate you at .98 bl"

"How come I don't score 1.00 bl when the damn system is named after me?"

"Because you've just woken up, there's mascara in your ear, your hair looks like a practical joke and there's a pillowcase stuck to your chin. Still adorable though."

"Fair enough. Now run me a bath of ass's milk and fetch costly breakfast items."
by Hitmouse December 12, 2009
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Bellagasm

The act of appearing to orgasm while completing mundane activities, most recently seen in the Twilight movies. The female equivalent of jizzing in the pants.
Did you see her Bellagasm while Mr. Schuester sang "Bust A Move?"
by Ron Vicaro November 22, 2009
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Bella the dog

thatveganteacher dog that never gets to have a chance to eat meat but has to eat vegan food
thatveganteacher:Bella time to eat your vegan plants
Bella the dog:no! It’s not my diet I need meat to eat
thatveganteacher:stop being silly Bella it won’t hurt if you eat the food!
Some days later
Bella the dog:my tummy hurts I need to eat grass to make it stop!
thatveganteacher:perfect video for vegan day *records*
The comments:stop her tummy hurts she dose not like being vegan

thatveganteacher:shut up I need to limit my comments now again because they want meat
Bella: :( I jest want meat not plants
by Tankmansimp November 12, 2020
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Belarus

A place in Europe where most people don't even speak their own language (Belarusian) and instead speak Russian. Oh, and did I mention that they have a "president" who is actually a dictator?
Belarus is not Russia!
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