Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.

2. any kind of come back.

3. A literary ejaculation

Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!

Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella

Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.

Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.

by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015

Hater Beams

The act of Looking at someone with disgust. The meanest look you could ever give someone. "Go to Hell" look but sooo much worse.

Jessica just shot Steve the hater beams when he drank all of her red bull.

by JessKris February 11, 2009

beama

1. slang for a BMW
2. cock-lover

1) dude, you hear Herb got a new beama?

2) fuck man, your roommate is such a beama

by Brick-Haus December 20, 2004

Beamsvillian

A person who lives in Beamsville, who is:
i) a wannabe drug dealer
ii) a petty thief
iii) a farmer

Beamsvillians enjoy a number of great past times, most popular is cow tipping.

"That Beamsvillian is drunk again. Tell him to stop humping the wall, dangit KARL!"

by deadlights11 May 13, 2005

beamer

1. a BMW
2. a hella hott car

i fucked your little sister in the backseat on my new beamer last night

by alyson saunders August 1, 2007

high-beams

visibly erect or aroused nipples on a woman's breasts. Usually seen through an article of clothing, such as a t-shirt.

She must be cold... her high-beams are on.

by joespagg February 18, 2006

Beamsville

A small city in Ontario. Part of the Niagara Region. One of the few cities that consist of Lincoln.
Most portions of it are agricultural, but in the downtown area it is very urbanized.
SOME schools include; Senitor Gibson, Jacob Beam, St. Mark's, Beamsville District Secondary School, and Great Lakes Christian College.
Rumors include that everyone is either a farmer or a druggie, when in fact that is entirely fiction.

Hey, let's go to downtown Beamsville and hang out at the Tim Horton's!

by mk777 December 12, 2010