Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010

Batman'd

You get deepthroated so hard your voice turns deep, like Batman's.

Chris got Batman'd last night and woke up saying (in a really deep voice) "Where's the Joker?!"

by CaptainGiggles September 2, 2012

Holy Insemination Batman

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.

"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"

by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005

Batman

Nanananananananana Batman!

"Dude I totally batman'd her"

by That_CrazyWalrus November 23, 2011

bend over batman

expression of frustration, the shaft, getting screwed

ex.1

stubbed your toe. . . .instead of using profanity, scream "bend over batman at the top of your lungs.

ex.2

person1: who took the last mountain dew

person1's roommate: bend over batman

by casekiller3D November 12, 2009

batman n robin

usually used by alpha male to their subordinates or anybody that seems to be gay-ish, or real life gay, or when they toss salad

awie n zam r batman n robin, they tossed salad every night

by the grace March 23, 2008