Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Bastardress

The feminine version of "bastard".

That girl is such a bastardress.

by lybrewa August 7, 2015

bastard

the male version of a bicth- female dog , but a male bicth

your such a fucking bastard

by gglove.care August 6, 2017

social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009