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bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!
by elcaci April 27, 2009
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baking the bread

A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
daaaaamn that lady was tearing it up on the dance floor!

Yeah, she was "baking the bread" hardcore!
by dragon777 July 30, 2010
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Bajingo-bomb

Air escaping from the vagina during sex/exercise
I bajingo-bombed during yoga!
by KatieCambo June 14, 2011
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badingula

A silly euphemism used to denote a monstrous male organ. Loosely related to the term badonkadonk.
*Looks around creepily and then opens trenchcoat like an exhibitionist vampire* "Behold! Kneel before BADINGULA!!"
by baconranga July 8, 2012
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Baking Party

When a group of friends all go to someones house and each person brings a few dank bowls each and they just get toasted while playing board games and fun shit.
Baking party at my house on Friday ya'll. Don't forget your utensils and bowls!
by loeudocia September 23, 2013
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baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.
I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina
by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013
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Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013
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