Baguette

Code word over the phone/in person for a bag of pot.

"yo dude I was wondering if you had any baguettes left for sale"?

"Let me get that last baguette"?

by WAALLDAY June 5, 2009

Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

balenciussy

Balenciaga purse, with the opening of the purse being the "ussy"

"balenciussy"-Lizzo

Wow, her balenciussy is so cool!

He wishes he had a balenciussy like mine.

by Balenciussy May 8, 2022

Balend

Derrived from bellend this term has accuried nurmerous meanings throught its development and has become a common phrase in the English language. The head or end of a penis which has accuried a shape resembling a bell. Also used as a slng term when reffering to a peer. Commonly abbreviated as Bal`

Dude 1: Hey Bal`!

Dude 2: Oh hey man.

Dude 1: Hey did you know that John has a massive Balend?

Dude 2: Dude! Thats awesome!

by T`bal September 24, 2007

baleen

a secret word for cocaine

some baleen would be good right now

by LIL Bay Area Mama April 30, 2006

baguettebling

an absolute cunt who cyberstalked a minor, leaked someones face and shit.

fuck you baguettebling

by coolguy392093 June 28, 2021

Christian Bale

Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.

First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".

Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.

Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.

Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".

Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)

"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"

by Herman Tiowish July 21, 2008