Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

sagger baggers

A pair of breasts normally from a obese woman.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen (insert name)'s tits?
Person 2: Yeah. A real pair of sagger baggers.
Person 1: Yep.

by StretZy May 20, 2016

Turd bagger

Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".

Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!

by Jay Marc June 22, 2018

Bagger

An obnoxious rich person who thinks they are more entitled to lifechanging experiences and material possessions than you are. ex. Jeff Bezos

Thanks to those unwelcome Baggers, Franklin Street is now so gentrified it is unrecognizable.

by Asinine Pirate July 1, 2022

Bilbo baggers

A very annoying guy who sweats games but is a god to his step sister,likes to squat on his console

bilbo baggers is bilbo baggers

by fortnite-ninja-god May 14, 2021

dubble bagger

used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.

Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her

by poopheadyutugbkih November 29, 2010

Bagger

When someone sniffs gold spray paint

Girl: Look at kyle over there! Why is he passed out??

Boy: Well he is a bagger

by Nolife6996 April 6, 2017