Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 08, 2021

Backdoor marketer

A Persina that sells product illegal or behind closed doors

I bought that birking bag from backdoor marketer

by BACKDOOR Marketer July 04, 2023

Backdoor Paintbrush

When you take a shit, it hits the toilet bowl and falls forward painting the back of your nutsack.

Lil Aiden was taking a shit in his old baby toilet hot Cheeto edition because his moms was streaming her only fans in the bathroom, when because of the no water in the toilet he took a grumper that hit the bottom of the toilet bowl and fell forward painting the back of his nutsack. Therefore a backdoor paintbrush

by Brohan795 March 02, 2022

backdoor rabbit

Someone who is addicted to getting fucked in the ass

"You remember Craig? I heard he's a backdoor rabbit now."

by GreenFantom March 17, 2023

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.

" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."

by TrueStory2-13 February 13, 2012

Backdoor Gravy

A mixture of siemen and poop

Jonny loves Dans’ Backdoor Gravy

by StaminaL April 02, 2018

Backdoor slut

A gay man who bends over and takes it up his aashole.

K loves being bent over and being a backdoor slut.

by Cumdepsority July 25, 2022