Sin Biscuits

Sin biscuits are when a cat makes biscuits (kneads) in an attempt to reproduce or rub one out. This is done with either another animal or an inanimate object like a stuffed toy.

Susan: Look how cute my cat is! He's kneading that toy so intensely!

Mark: Hate to break it to you, Susan, but them's sin biscuits.

by Porthole in the Dark July 4, 2020

Wolf Biscuit

The act of fellating the person who anally penetrated you, usually without the use of a condom.

Takeisha is a filthy ho! She gave homeboy over there a wolf biscuit last night!

by Uncle Pork December 24, 2008

arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

biscuit lips

Lips that are abnormally large, mostly found on blacks. Symptoms of biscuit lips include: extreme inflation of both lips, unrecognizable speech paterns, and/or dark skin.

"What's wrong with Carl's face?"

"Nothing, it's just biscuit lips."

by k5 cook June 29, 2005

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

skeet biscuit

Its when a bunch of guys on a Saturday night get together and throw down a buscuit. then each of the whip out their dicks and jerk off the last one to skeet on the biscuit has to eat it.

Ian said, "alright boys you know what time it is," as he slams the Biscuit on the table. It's skeet biscuit time!

by jesus#1 May 6, 2007

whisker biscuit

slang for a womans vagina,with 1-2 days worth of stubble, nonetheless a tasty treat.

"Damn my face is raw today, I was eatin a bitch out and her whisker biscuit tore the shit out of my face."

by Tank178 October 7, 2005