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beat nap

A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009
mugGet the beat napmug.

Birthday Beats

A traditional act performed in schools (mostly done secondary schools) when someones birthday is grassed around the school and every one punches you on how old you are. E.G you are 15 they punch you 15 times on the arm

Some schools have banned birthday beats from happening
dont tell anyone your birthday date unless you TRUST them OR YOU GET BIRTHDAY BEATS
by sweet jesus October 7, 2006
mugGet the Birthday Beatsmug.

beat-down

Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.
by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003
mugGet the beat-downmug.

Dr. Beat

The most annoying metronome ever created. Includes loud obnoxious clicks and some wierd lady counting.
During rehersal Dr. Beat was so loud that even cross country complained
by PieGuy1691 October 16, 2008
mugGet the Dr. Beatmug.

blinker beat

When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.
dude check it out, I got blinker beat happening on this Jay-Z song.
by the_elder August 11, 2009
mugGet the blinker beatmug.

Beat the Star

Euphemism for Anal Sex taken from a Charlie Brooker comment regarding the UK TV gameshow of the same name.
Hmmm, no I have no idea what "base" (as you put it) I got to. Suffice it to say I "beat the star".
by Alternatec October 27, 2009
mugGet the Beat the Starmug.

throw a beat

To Masturbate, jerk off, milkin the 1 eyed snake
by Chris smith November 27, 2003
mugGet the throw a beatmug.

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