A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
by Creation's Hammer December 16, 2009
A traditional act performed in schools (mostly done secondary schools) when someones birthday is grassed around the school and every one punches you on how old you are. E.G you are 15 they punch you 15 times on the arm
Some schools have banned birthday beats from happening
Some schools have banned birthday beats from happening
by sweet jesus October 07, 2006
Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.
by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003
The most annoying metronome ever created. Includes loud obnoxious clicks and some wierd lady counting.
by PieGuy1691 August 24, 2008
by the_elder August 11, 2009
Euphemism for Anal Sex taken from a Charlie Brooker comment regarding the UK TV gameshow of the same name.
by Alternatec October 27, 2009
by Chris smith November 28, 2003