batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

Blue Batman

The dark whispy clouds seen over the horizon at dawn or dusk.

"The sunrise is beautiful, but these blue batmans are tripping me out"

by kingofthen0rth February 13, 2018

A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).

Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

Rusty Batman

The act of Sixty Nining where both parties shove their thumbs up eachothers's asses after a particularly hot curry, pulling them out and making a Bat Signal between them.

You would not believe what Sandra make me do last night! She begged me to do a rusty batman with her. So the wedding is Thursday.

by RuneClaw July 31, 2021

Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017