Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.

Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"

by Captain Dave March 2, 2005

as balls

To the most extreme degree.

I'm hungry as balls!
It's hot as balls in here!
That show was loud as balls.

by dokkus September 8, 2005

Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

email balls

Saying what you really think via email that you would never have the guts to say in person.

The guy has email balls, plays nice to my face but rips me in email.

by ricJerrold September 9, 2008

Tom Balls

A more severe case of blue balls, in addition to high levels of pain it consists of high amounts of body odor and dandruff. It is generally a consequence of performing "Ping Pong is no. 1".

Tom keeps performing Ping Pong is no. 1 despite getting Tom Balls hard.

by ECotter December 4, 2007

Two balls for three bills

Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).

I am currently selling 8-balls, at a reduced price, "Two Balls for three bills" .

by big n.s. January 20, 2009

rollin balls

extremley high on ecstasy.

fuckkkkkk.we were rollin balls last night nigga i was fuckin onnn.

by fryyyyy August 6, 2009