4 definitions by Captain Dave

Snife

a untensil used to cut families.

I'm gonna cut your family, with a big snife!

by Captain Dave March 19, 2004

Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.

Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"

by Captain Dave March 3, 2005

cathy

a woman who talks a lot commonly refered to as chatty cathy. makes excelent salespeople and usually a good friend. not always a team player but smart enough to tell you why she doesnt have to. one that may talk even when to herself

chatty cathy

by Captain Dave March 23, 2015

spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023