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A more severe case of blue balls, in addition to high levels of pain it consists of high amounts of body odor and dandruff. It is generally a consequence of performing "Ping Pong is no. 1".
Tom keeps performing Ping Pong is no. 1 despite getting Tom Balls hard.

by ECotter November 10, 2007
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Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth.
Look at that hick over there in his wranglers- he looks tight.
by Michael Markiewicz February 26, 2005
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Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. People get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. They are damn rednecks.
Look at that hick over there in his wranglers. He looks tyte.
by Michael Markiewicz February 27, 2005
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A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
by Nigel Chaos June 19, 2006
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A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
by Nigel Chaos June 21, 2006
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school in south east texas that includes homophobia, racism, and sexism. everyone is stuck in the 1800's and refuse to move on. most people are religious fanatics and obsessed with christianity so there's never a shortage of dumbass comments
you go to tomball? well i'm guessing you're either redneck, or stupid
by anonymous034589 April 22, 2015
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A cute town in Houston, Texas.
Ginny: I would LOVE to visit Tomball! It sounds cute!
Hermione: I know right! And best of all, it’s in Houston too!
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by -Sunshine May 20, 2018
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