The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012
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Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.
Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.
Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.
Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.
Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.
Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.
-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???
by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021
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that car is badness! {that car's off d hook}.... OR those shoes look like pure badness (shoes look hott)
by Weezee May 12, 2006
Get the badness mug.National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
by Mufalaylay May 6, 2020
Get the National kick Bailey Day mug.Also known as Lamebridge, B Town or just the bridge. Bainbridge is a middle/upper-class suburb of Cleveland east of Chagrin Falls but way better than Chagrin. Kids from Bainbridge go to Kenston school dictrict are are pretty good at every sport and academically. The bombers have a lot of rivals with the main one being Chagrin. While Chagrin kids are either wannabe emos or snotty rich kids, Kenston kids are pretty nice and know how to party. All your kid really needs is a North Face fleece and a pair of birkenstocks.
Theres no real crime other than an occasional deer running into a store so the Bainbridge police have nothing better to do than arrest kids for underage drinking. If you graduate from Kenston not having been arrested, kudos. The police blotters in the Chagrin Valley Times were one of the highlights of my week.
Theres not much to do until someone's parents go out of town so kids hang out at Giant Eagle (G Eagle, GE, Geagle) on the weekends and sip Natty Light. On any given Friday or Saturday your guaranteed to find a group of kids looking for something to do.
Theres no real crime other than an occasional deer running into a store so the Bainbridge police have nothing better to do than arrest kids for underage drinking. If you graduate from Kenston not having been arrested, kudos. The police blotters in the Chagrin Valley Times were one of the highlights of my week.
Theres not much to do until someone's parents go out of town so kids hang out at Giant Eagle (G Eagle, GE, Geagle) on the weekends and sip Natty Light. On any given Friday or Saturday your guaranteed to find a group of kids looking for something to do.
"Hey whats going on in Bainbridge?" "I don't know lets get a bottle and go to Geagle to see who whos there."
by Kenston grad February 2, 2008
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Get the bainton mug.A Bailey is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Her personality will blow you out of this world. She's really nice even if she doesn't look like it she really cares about you. And she's really funny not only in the way she talks but also in the way she acts. It's the little thing she does that will make you fall in love with her.
Bailey is fucking amazing.
by Somanycolors June 6, 2019
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