alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.

i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.

by midge101 July 19, 2010

trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006

ALASKA

the best state ever...plain and simple

907 for life.....braap braaaaaaaaaaap

person 1 "where are you from?"
person 2 "alaska"
person 1 "no way, i hear alaska is the best. you must be a fucking badass"
person 2 "yes, that is correct"

by alaskan mummy December 7, 2009

Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

The act of taking a Popsicle, and using it as a dildo in your partners anus. Once the Popsicle has melted in the anus, you proceed to have anal intercourse until you spunk in the anal cavity. Once the spunkage has stopped you proceed to suck the sweet and salty mixture out of your partners anus.

"yo bro i was gonna rail my girl last night and she turned around on me and told me to give her a Alaskan Bull Worm"

"wtf is an alaskan bull worm?"

"You DONT wanna know"

by Fudizzle November 21, 2011

Alastair

Alastair is a girls dream because he is handsome

Alastair you are the best

by The answer men June 2, 2017

Atlas

Atlas, a versatile boy or girl who can easily get on your bad side they can get zoned out when watching tv and will give you all the love in the world

Dig a little deeper and you have hell to pay to atlas

by anonymous June 11, 2021