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Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
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alarm cup

The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.
My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.

Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011
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They are a manipulative, lying, psycho hobosexual. Will lie their way into your heart for a place to live. Steer clear of Azari.
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Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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