Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.
Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!
Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.
Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.
by Omar via AJ October 4, 2008
Get the Avocado mug.sassy men apocalypse is particularly when a man is more feminine than most. when a man constantly thinks he’s right and talks to you or behaves in a manor that you classify sassy and can behave like a bitch.
sassy men apocalypse can be when they screw you, side eye you, always think they’re right, and always up for an argument
by user9373927283747 August 19, 2023
Get the sassy men apocalypse mug.Related Words
Avocado
• avocado toast
• avocado's number
• Avocadhoe
• avocado dick
• avoca
• avocadian
• avocado baby
• Avocado Day
• avocado hoez
A straight guy asked a gay guy why President Obama did nothing to help advance the civil marriage and domestic partnership rights in the elections. The gay guy replied, "Oh, he's our fierce advocate."
by JohnVisser November 4, 2009
Get the fierce advocate mug.
Its an avocado thanks is a vine of a kind young boy getting an avocado for Christmas and then saying 'its an avocado... thanks'
by Sir fluffy-butt November 5, 2018
Get the its an avocado thanks mug.In short, Halloween. A time when girls ranging from the age of 14-29 dress up and wear as little clothes as possable. This event can last anywhere from 6 to 48 hours.
Most young aged males look forward to this event every year.
Most young aged males look forward to this event every year.
Male 1 "Hey guys, you know what tomorrow is?"
Male 2 "Halloween?"
Male 1 "No, It's Sloot-Apocalypse time!!!"
Male 1 "sweet"
Male 2 "Halloween?"
Male 1 "No, It's Sloot-Apocalypse time!!!"
Male 1 "sweet"
by 4bar4life October 30, 2009
Get the Sloot-Apocalypse mug.The day when the George Bushes of the world nuke each other until the Earth is one big smoldering ball of dead, atomless matter. May create zombies.
by ThePurple June 6, 2009
Get the Apocalypse mug.