meanwhile, back at the ranch 

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

meanwhile, back at the ranch by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

At the end of the day 

A saying mostly used by people trying to prove points without having any other intelligent way of expressing it.

Person 1: How do you feel about the continuing threat of nuclear proliferation

Person 2: Well at the end of the day...nuclear weapons must be stop.

At the end of the day by AbattoirNosies February 22, 2009

mole at the counter 

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

mole at the counter by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

frothing at the gash 

a term which loosely gleans over the finer and more civilised aspects of a woman's vagina at its most heated state. when one is 'frothing at the gash', they are excited, aroused, angry, rabid, raving, or downright motherfucking horny. an accepted substitute to the phrase is 'foaming at the gash'

"so you just won a marathon, how do you feel?"
"oh im frothing at the gash, i really am"

or

"so what do you feel like for breakfast today kate?"
"ohhh, im frothing at the gash for some tomato sauce on toast"

frothing at the gash by chocolatelaurence August 4, 2009

at this moment in time 

Otherwise known as 'now'. This is the worst current example of over fancy pontificating verbage and is used whenever the use of the single simple word 'NOW' would suffice. Why do they use 5 words when one will do?

At this moment in time, it's Wednesday.

The project may be finished by tomorrow, but at this moment in time I can't see it being completed till next month.

at this moment in time by Humphrey Walwyn June 20, 2008

growl at the gravel

A type of out of stomach experience performed in a pub car park or beside the road on the way home.

Where've you been, you look awful?!
Just popped out to growl at the gravel in the car park.

growl at the gravel by Aaaardvark November 29, 2006