asshat adam

A guy of the age of 18 who was one of my many boyfriends. He broke up with me for another girl. Known to his friends as asshat adam. He is an ass to me every day now.

Adam was being very asshat(ic) to me today.

by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004

assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

assrape

Probably the best channel on efnet you will ever go to.

i just got kicked and banned from #assrape on efnet, all i did was call the op a lesbian.

by Gabriel Crowe October 7, 2003

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

Asshat

Adj. A word used to describe someone who has no clue, has their head up their ass, and is a dick about it. Especially popular in gamer circles.

gamer1: Dude WTF, you just KS'd me!?

gamer2: It's called respawn, say hello to it for me asshat.

by Firefighter X March 14, 2010

asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.

Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.

by Twacklock January 23, 2008