beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.

Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.

by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017

assemblywoman

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the lower house of a state's congressional legislature.

After an arduous campaign, Jane became an assemblywoman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004

asnee

When her ass is small so it looks like a knee

Holy shit she has an asnee

by Kai MacNevin October 12, 2017

Ashner

Big head. Big eyes. High voice. Weird body.

Also known as: disproportional.
Genius.

Hails from the lands of Mexico City.

"Omg, did you look at that head?? Who's that?!"
"That's Ashner! He's a fucking genius."

by jdawg2000 January 29, 2014

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.

Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.

by doug.bingham June 24, 2008