Åshild

A bi-sexsi . cant rit or speak

Åshild is a dummass

by nei February 7, 2020

Flag

Get the Åshild mug.

assalt

What your taste-buds are subjected to when you unwittingly chomp on a strip of lox when you'd assumed it was merely "regular" filleted salmon.

My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

Flag

Get the assalt mug.

Related Words

Assil • Assilism • Assil (Name) • assila • Assilah • assile • Assilem • assilem ahtnamas • Assilian • assilicious

assclown

demonrat

Demonrats don't know what the hell they are talking about,make stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone, (other then other assclowns) think this about them.

by Crotchety Old Grouch May 16, 2020

Flag

Get the assclown mug.

Assclownactual

Another word for asshole

Man 1: “This guy is so annoying!”
Man 2: “Such an Assclownactual..”

by DarthPhrox October 15, 2020

Flag

Get the Assclownactual mug.

Assclown

Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.

Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.

Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 5, 2020

Flag