Ass Hat Dip Shit

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.

Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.

by the non ass hat dip shit July 8, 2012

Asswater

The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.

by Moth May 17, 2004

Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

assat

an exclamation. used when suprising someone/ hitting someone/ winning something/ doing something suddenly

Steven hits terry from behind
"ASSAT!"

Steven throws a mug across a room
"ASSAT!"
then looks away quickly like a fassio

by R3N0 January 16, 2009

Asshitchery

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshauler

An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights.

"Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler."

by FloridaSunshine78 January 8, 2012

Assatol

A condition where someone is lacking buttocks, at all.

Me: Man, she's got an assatol!

Friend: She's got a what?
Me: An assatol, as in, she ain't got no ass at all!

by O_Fiddle_Stix September 3, 2016