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Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.
Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'
by Jaanaism March 16, 2018
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Arse gas

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper
by kerouacfan March 8, 2011
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town arse

The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.
Did you go down on that bird last night ?

-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse
by Birchy&Mads March 22, 2021
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Arse burglary

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!
by dirtdawg November 14, 2009
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Arse burp

General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.
Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.
by Silversausage October 7, 2010
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arse off

For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.
"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."
by lesbopussydestroyer6969 January 9, 2019
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arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.
"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"
by Whippet August 6, 2004
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